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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents Andoni A. Zaldumbide19/Male/Philippines Recent Activity Deviant for 10 Months
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That Did NOT Feel Right!

Wed Nov 18, 2009, 11:23 PM
  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: NU 107.5
  • Watching: Total Drama Action, Porno...
  • Playing: Diablo 2
  • Eating: Chinese Food
  • Drinking: Mountain Dew, Soy Milk
I know it's one of the procedures, but there are better alternatives!

What is it that I'm talking about? Here's what...

Today, I went to the Health Department office to get a health card. I submitted the requirements and filled out a form. Afterwords, I was told to go to the culture examining room for a sample. Usually, they'd take stool samples, but that would've taken longer. So, they told me to get into a cubicle, drop my pants and underpants, and out of nowhere, THEY STUCK A COTTON SWAB UP MY ASS!!! I would've rather had a needle stuck in my arm than have something stuck up my ass! And I still hate needles!

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Real Name: Andoni A. Zaldumbide
B-Day: October 3, 1989 (I'm Legal Now!)
Livin' in: Cebu City, Philippines (Mabuhay!)
Schoolin': University of Cebu, Banilad Campus
Course of Choice: Hotel and Restaurant Management
Occupation: College Estudyante, Bum, Obsessed Danny Phantom x Sam Manson Fan Boy, Virtual Perv... MWAHAHAHAHA!
Why am I in DA:I have a bizarre taste in art. AND I LIKE IT!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Cebu City, Philippines
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: 3XL
  • Interests: Music,Photography,Magic The Gathering,Cooking,Internet,Boxing,Anything Butch Hartman,Adult Content
  • Favourite movie: Rocky Saga,Rambo Saga,300,Death Race,Sweeney Todd
  • Favourite band or musician: Stephen Lynch,ACDC,Bon Jovi,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Sting,Evanescence,Avril Lavigne,Green Day,Santana
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock,80's,Rock,Musical,Rock
  • Favourite artist: DarkDP,Destikim,Neoslashott,Levelord,Katsh,Chrissykouhai
  • Favourite poet or writer: Alan Moore,Frank Miller
  • Favourite photographer: Bob Lim
  • Favourite style of art: Butch Hartman Style
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Shuffle
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything I can get from DA.
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero,Rock Band,Tekken 6
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii,PS2,XBox260
  • Favourite cartoon character: Danny Phantom,Timmy Turner,Kim Possible
  • Personal Quote: Stop leaving everything to logic and start doing what you feel is right.
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever I can get my hands on...

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:iconbloodyshanglong:
~BloodyShanglong 18 hours 27 minutes ago
thank you again for the faves.
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~BloodyShanglong Nov 17, 2009, 6:28:33 AM
thanks for the faves.
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~andoni00 Nov 17, 2009, 4:34:43 PM
no prob.

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*schwing*

HOO-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*slice!!!*
:iconbloodyshanglong:
~BloodyShanglong Nov 9, 2009, 7:07:43 PM
thanks for the watch.
:iconandoni00:
~andoni00 Nov 9, 2009, 8:05:55 PM
No problem, dude!

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*schwing*

HOO-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*slice!!!*
:iconphantomgoddess94:
=PhantomGoddess94 Oct 30, 2009, 9:36:07 AM
thanks for the :+fav:, buddy! :glomp:

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"Chicks dig guys who fly!" ~Auto Jack from DP XD

It's 4:03 and I can't sleep
Without you next to me
I toss and turn like the sea
If I drown tonight bring me back to life...

~'If You Only Knew'- Shinedown :heart:

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~andoni00 Oct 31, 2009, 7:08:17 AM
:icongrin--plz: :icongrin--plz: :icongrin--plz:

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*schwing*

HOO-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*slice!!!*
:iconlorenamclucyphantom:
~LorenaMcLucyPhantom Oct 29, 2009, 4:15:46 PM
thanks for the favs!:iconsocuteplz:

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I'm a normal girl...with normal friends,
with a normal life..

I fight with ghosts, my dog calls pudin,
and my brother is a clone...

yup... Normal...
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~andoni00 Oct 29, 2009, 11:41:46 PM
:icongrin--plz: :icongrin--plz: :icongrin--plz: :icongrin--plz: :icongrin--plz:

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*schwing*

HOO-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*slice!!!*
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*Qara Oct 28, 2009, 2:17:24 PM
thanks for the fav

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Cowboy take me away. I wanna lay under the stars and ride wild horses.
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